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My friend Brett who lives in Portland got dumped by his girlfriend Merissa for his friend Josh who left his girlfriend Laurie for her. How did I find out about it? From my friend? Heck no! From the LJ baby!
Thats the live journal for all you LJ virgins, home to Americas new subculture, the gossiping internet geek. Its the online diary of choice. No longer is your journal a private way to record, vent or internalize your day. Now you can tell the world about it, backstab your friends, find other people with wierd fetishes or talk with total strangers - for free!
Its pretty too, you can customize your journal with graphics, song titles and mood adjectives. And theres no censorship - at least I don't think so. How else would I find pictures of sex toys, perverse x-rays and other fun stuff?
According to the Live Journal log, exactly 5,829,298 are members of the LJ community, which breaks down to approximately 500 posts per minute. Damn thats a lotta squawking going on!
As a science experiment - OK I'm lying, let me start over - Because I'm a gossip I signed up to the LJ to see what its all about. I'm username FISHRAPLIVE if you wanna find me. Right away I found some friends and a few communities, which was way easier than it sounds. Now I have friends like coolfuckers, drbungholio, mack daddy, feckalyn a craven hussy with legs akimbo, xxbee the bitch wida thousand aliases, the bible belt athiests and love for keifer who have, you guessed it, love and adoration for Kiefer Sutherland...
In just a few hours of LJ madness, I found: A group of American Lesbians, a girl who used to pose for erotic art and adopted a mountain gorilla in Africa, some disney lovers who want me to write in protest of the layoff of Lagniappie, but I don't know who he is, I think he's a mime from the French Quarter, but I don't like mimes so he's out of luck. I got the 411 on someones donkey dying. And I got invited by a dorm in Missouri whose having "a block party in our hall woot", I'd go, but what the fuck is a woot?
I could go on ,but that would take up time I could be spending on the LJ cuz this craze is ADDICTING. My co-worker, who we'll call LJunkie is so strung out on it that she can't log off, she spends 3-6 hours a day on the LJ and she's even got the sweatshirt to prove it - only $19.95. The thing is that she;s not the only one, I found tons of junkies just like her, even some straight out SC. There's Sam user name WW whose journal was not logged out on the McHenry computer, see me for Sam's personal info, just kidding, don't worry Sam I logged you out. And Cowell College who by the by is having a halo 2 tournament for its residents, check out thier LJ, e-mail rywatt@ucsc.edu or come see Ryan in Apartment 1 - 202 for more info.
Current Music: things that make you go hmmm...